By entering 1Life, you acknowledge this is fictional entertainment. All content is imaginary and any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental. You agree not to hold developers liable for virtual actions performed by pixel characters. Game contains dark humor and fictional scenarios. All decisions are your own responsibility. By clicking "Continue", you accept these terms and certify you're at least 18 years old. Data is stored locally and may disappear like your childhood dreams. No refunds. No warranties. May cause sudden urges to become a lumberjack. Remember: It's just ones and zeros. Actual life outcomes may vary. Proceed at own risk. Character count verified: 711 exactly. Nice.